Liberal Gold

My name is Libby
Good news today
I'm a leftist believer
I've no need to pray

'Cause there's Gold for me
I just sign that form
It's cash from your taxes
That keeps me warm

I can have my kids
At no cost to me
'Cause you pay for them
All I want are free

And I been birthing 'em
Most all my life
Who cares about Love?
Don't wanna be no wife

So my kids many Daddies
Don't live here now
'Cause if they did
It'd kill my cash cow

I get my food card
from a Government lady
She says, "No worries child"
"It's legal, not shady."

And I can go to the doctor
When babies nose is running
Cost me nothing again
Nah, I ain't funning

They give me medicine
For my child's cold
But I got some cash for it
More Government Gold

I just give it to
My this week's man
He gives me money
I like this plan

So, I buy my boys
A Rapping CD
Songs about killing?
No bother to me

My boys gotta learn
The way of that street
'Cause they get nothing
From America's teat

But they can always do
Some of that Big House time
Then they get something
On  Uncle Sam's dime

But two of my boys
Didn't make it that far
Got shot in the street
Trying to jack them a car

It ain't no fair
That I gotta bury my boys
They just only wanted
Some working man's toys

Now my boy's burials
Didn't cost me a thing
I got more of your money
And I sold my boys' bling

But I still gots my girls
I feel lucky with that
Cause two of my girls
Is all pregnant and fat

That really just means
More Gold for me
I taught my girls how
As you all can see

They signed and got me
More Gold and a food card
Why in the world
Does any women work hard?

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